Hirschbach & Söhne | Riesling

Drinking this wine made me feel like Meryl Streep in that scene from Doubt where she’s upset about ball point pens.

Rocca Sveva | Soave

Look, this wine is good, okay. But it’s kind of been a dick to me, so I have to be a dick back. It’s Soave, but it’s 100% garganega. And 100% of that garganega is tasty and stuff, but, like, come on. The Denominazione di Origine Controllata let’s you throw in some verdicchio and chardonnay without shitting its Italian cut trousers. But Rocco Sveva just chose garganega.