Liberté | Pinot Noir

Variety/Blend: Pinot Noir Vintage: 2014 Alcohol: 13.5% Region: San Luis Obispo County Recommended Pairing: I Don’t Feel Like Dancing by Scissor Sisters Pinot Noir has a great reputation. Wine snobs love it. People who don’t know anything about wine love it. Titus Andromedon loves it. It’s the watered down charity drag show of wines! Don’t…

Vinjs | Vermentino

This wine tastes like someone sucked all the pee flavor out of a medium-bodied Sauvignon Blanc. And if you’ve read that one review I did about the pee flavors in Sauvignon Blanc, you’ll understand how sad I am to see them leave.

Pine Ridge | White Blend

Visiting a winery’s website can tell you a lot about a wine, both literally and in more unexpected ways. The page for this wine describes it as “unusual,” which tells me that the winemakers are “delusional.”

Josh Cellars | Cabernet Sauvignon

This wine is by “Josh.” Who are you Josh? Are you Tiffany’s alias? I bet Tiffany tells everyone that Josh is her childhood dog but he’s actually her ex-boyfriend. She just doesn’t want to seem to desperate. But here’s a secret, Tiff: Josh only dated you because you were lose enough to do anal.